Hey, Are They Poking Fun At Java?

Posted by Rob on May 15, 2007

I think this hilarious Ruby on Rails video really says a lot about the difference between the Ruby and Java cultures. Regardless of what camp you are in, this is funny stuff.

Any guesses as to what is in the last jar? I’ve got mine.

A Warning To Men Everywhere

Posted by Rob on April 14, 2007

It was bound to happen sooner or later… all-female conception.

Plot For New Movie

Posted by Rob on February 15, 2007

I have a great plot for a new action movie…

  • A cyberespionage group attacks several US government, military and commercial interests
  • Employee at one of the attacked organizations takes it upon himself to save the US from this attack
  • This heroic person uses his own super hacking abilities to fight the cyberespionage group
  • Our hero then teams up with the FBI and other US agencies to bring down the evil group
  • However, our hero gets terminated by his company for inappropriate use of confidential information
  • To reverse this injustice, our hero sues his employer for wrongful termination
  • A jury rewards our hero 4.3 million dollars and justice is served
  • Our hero lives happily ever after

OK, I didn’t actually come up with this script myself. You can read the news story here.

Security analyst wins $4.3M in suit against Sandia Labs